Long-Winded Legalese

General Terms of Use:

If you are reading this, it means you are one of the lucky few to stumble across my humble blog. Welcome!

Please remember that you have visited my blog and decided to read it of your own free will. You were not coerced, bribed, or forced to read my ramblings (and if you were please stop reading and call for help).

This is a personal blog. It is meant to entertain, amuse, and inform. The opinions or viewpoints expressed within are mine alone. They do not represent that of my employer, my family, my friends, my cats, or even future me who eventually realizes that current me doesn’t know what she’s talking about and should pay another visit to the library to educate her silly ignorance.

If you disagree with any of my terms and conditions at any time, please stop reading and find a different blog that is less offensive to your refined tastes. Or just YouTube panda videos to cheer yourself up. Oh, and I can be a fickle thing so, please check these terms often as they are subject to change without notice, just like me.

Copyright Policy

I know I’m brilliant and all and I’m flattered, really, but please remember that I, the author, am the legal copyright holder of all material on this blog (unless otherwise noted) and you cannot use it to reprint or publish without my written consent.

I know it’s tempting, but just ask. I’m nice (usually) and if you’re serious, I’ll be so surprised and delighted that I will most likely say yes and even write you the appropriate citation. If you find this too difficult, keep in mind that every time you break copyright rules, that somewhere Beyonce and Taylor Swift begin to cry. If that doesn’t bother you, then you deserve the consequences and may God have mercy on your soul.

 

Hold Harmless Agreement:

All the information provided on this blog is for entertainment purposes only. I am not providing medical, legal, or other professional advice. Please don’t assume I know what I’m talking about. I decided to major in English Literature during a catastrophic economic recession and I now write a blog, texts to my sisters, and emails to my coworkers with silly Clip Art at the end. I am by no means an expert on anything, save my own personal experiences. You are reading and/or using any of the information from this blog at your own risk.

 Privacy Statement:

I will not sell any of your personal or contact information. I will not put your information on spam lists. But also (and this is important!) I am not responsible for the privacy practices of any of my advertisers or blog commenters. This is the internet. I can’t help that there are creepers and advertisers.

That being said, I reserve the right to delete any rude, verbally abusive, threatening, or untrue comments. This blog is meant to be fun. It is one person’s thoughts and opinions at one given moment in time. If this is somehow threatening enough to cause you to become offensive, please just find another website to frequent. Your comments will not be tolerated or even acknowledged, they will simply disappear.

Reserve Rights:

I reserve the right to change the focus on my blog, to shut it down, sell it or to change the terms of use (go to a paid platform) at my own discretion.

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